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Quan parlo de presència física, i com ja deureu suposar, no m’estic pas referint a la força muscular. Posar-me fort per poder dominar a cop de puny no era una via amb gaire futur. Per molta força que tingués sempre hi hauria algú més fort que jo, amb una arma de foc o una tralla nuclear. S'agraeix poder trencar algún ós de tant en tant, sí. De fet, enyoro el soroll d’aquelles tíbies al trencar-se però, un líder ha de saber abstreure's dels plaers de l'existència.

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Van ser moments realment molt divertits - l'etapa rosa del líder - i que trobo a faltar, no ho negaré pas. Viatges a Budapest, coca, les targetes VIP... temps molt entretinguts, que duraren poc, ja que jo m'havia de cenyir al meu pla. Però, l'etapa rosa també tenia inconvenients: les ingents hordes de pedants i gent superficial que havia de tractar per feina eren molt molestes. Per això vaig instaurar el dia de festa imperial de “disparem al crític d’art”, pels vells comptes pendents.

Per acabar, i tornant al tema original, jo havia de seguit uns horaris estrictes i fer coses avorrides. Això implicava anar a classe de rus cada dia de 7 a 8 de la tarda. I això, a la llarga, acabaria essent més important que ser marxant d'art contemporani.

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